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And what did you do with all the money I gave you last year?
Stitch Count: 127 x 37
Description: 30 count hand-dyed the buck stops here green linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.

Listen Honey - The dress is by Ralph Lauren... the body by chocolate chip!
Stitch Count: 94 x 106
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Mill Hill beads.

Stitch Count: 72 x 120
Description: 30 count hand-dyed peacock linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Mill Hill beads.

Stitch Count: 107 x 51
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, DMC metallic.

Listen Honey - I'm doing the laundry today....What color do you want your underwear to be?
Stitch Count: 77 x 92
Description: 30 count hand-dyed raspberry linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Impressions from The Caron Collection.

Stitch Count: 85 x 165
Description: 18 count natural brown linen (59B) from Wichelt Imports, The Gentle Arts Sampler Threads, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, DMC #5 and #12 perle cotton.

Stitch Count: 73 x 84
Description: 32 count english rose linen (6528) from Wichelt Imports, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.

Listen Honey - It's a bird, it's a plane, it's heavenly me!
Stitch Count: 86 x 67
Description: 30 count hand-dyed sibling sky blue linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Nordic Gold, Mill Hill buttons.

Stitch Count: 88 x 120
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, Balger blending filament.

Listen Honey - I consolidated all my bills...I put them all together in a drawer!
Stitch Count: 72 x 73
Description: 35 count hand-dyed U.S. mint green linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.

Listen Honey - I could have been thin and beautiful...but I turned it down.
Stitch Count: 118 x 153
Description: 30 count hand-dyed alabaster linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Encore, Broder Wul from Access Commodities, Mill Hill buttons.

Listen Honey - I Know All About Stressed...It's desserts spelled backwards!
Stitch Count: 134 x 165
Description: 332 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, DMC flower thread, Caron Collection Impressions.

Listen Honey - I've never shot a birdie... but I shot a moon once.
Stitch Count: 107 x 144
Description: 30 count hand-dyed lilac linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid.

Listen Honey - I want a new man this year... I broke the last one!
Stitch Count: 98 x 108
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, Kreinik 1/16" ribbon, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.

Listen Honey - If it's not men, it's mildew!
Stitch Count: 92 x 104
Description: 32 count hand-dyed bidet beige linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.

If the shoe fits... buy it.
Stitch Count: 70 x 83
Description: 32 count Dapple Gray linen from Wichelt Imports, Inc., Anchor floss.

I think I'd drop dead if you ever said you loved me. I love you.
Stitch Count: 178 x 60
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Listen Honey - I'm a woman of few words... I'll take it!
Stitch Count: 71 x 90
Description: 32 count cherub pink royal crown linen (65204) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Listen Honey - I'm Such a Witch
Stitch Count: 121 x 146
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid, Mill Hill buttons.
Correction: The chart is missing one of the stars in the witch's dress! Please go to the missives page for the section of the chart that should be replaced.

Listen Honey - It happened to me again last night... I got prettier!
Stitch Count: 97 x 128
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt.

Listen Honey - It's Official... I've become my mother!
Stitch Count: 96 x 101
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Listen Honey - I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life... unless I want to buy something.
Stitch Count: 65 x 93
Description: 32 count water lily crown royal linen (65203) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Stitch Count: 80 x 170
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Mill Hill beads, red jade hearts from Access Commodities.

Listen Honey - Life's a Stitch
Stitch Count: 97 x 84
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Did you know that when men & women have trouble communicating, it's because the man doesn't listen? What?
Stitch Count: 199 x 66
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Now...tell me again how you turn a man into a credit card.
Stitch Count: 275 x 79
Description: 32 count Fairy Dust Belfast linen by Zweigart from Norden Crafts with one strand of Sampler Threads over one linen thread. This design can certainly be stitched with two strands of floss over two linen threads. It can be stitched on any white or off-white linen to get the true appearance of a cartoon. Framed in a double East Side Mouldings frame 3300WT/3200BK.

Stitch Count: 98 x 74
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Balger blending filament.

Listen Honey - Mornings wear me out, afternoons are tiring, I work best when I'm sleeping.
Stitch Count: 102 x 116
Description: 30 count hand-dyed blue wave linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.

My husband used to be a jock... now he's an athletic supporter.
Stitch Count: 94 x 118
Description: 32 count silver blue linen (65112) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Joy to the World... My New Credit Card Has Come
Stitch Count: 119 x 133
Description: 26 count silver lurex Jobelan (77226) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, Charleston from Needle Necessities, Mill Hill beads.

Listen Honey - Listen honey- I used to be Cinderella... now I'm the pumpkin!
Stitch Count: 100 x 100
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Listen Honey - On a clear day... I can shop forever.
Stitch Count: 121 x 168
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master and Visa!
Stitch Count: 126 x 135
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Balger blending filament, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.

Listen Honey - One small bite for me... one giant bite for me too!
Stitch Count: 100 x 100
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Hold me, savor me, press me to your lips, pretend I'm a beer.
Stitch Count: 167 x 53
Description: 30 count hand-dyed Twisted tequila green linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Wisper, Kreinik very fine #4 braid.

Listen honey- I made my husband a pumpkin pie. I made mine a toad.
Stitch Count: 125 x 31
Description: 30 count hand-dyed ostentatious orange linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.

Stitch Count: 63 x 91
Description: 30 count hand-dyed raspberry linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.

I have standards in men... they have to be breathing!
Stitch Count: 92 x 88
Description: 32 count cherub pink royal crown linen (65204) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Listen honey - Some people say I talk their heads off.
Stitch Count: 71 x 105
Description: 32 count antique blue linen (6536) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Listen honey - I'm looking for a tall, dark hunk... of chocolate!
Stitch Count: 86 x 122
Description: 30 count hand-dyed chocolate truffle linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Arts Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.

Listen honey - The most difficult years fo marriage... are those following the wedding.
Stitch Count: 88 x 130
Description: 28 count white linen (76W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Estaz, Mill Hill beads.

Listen honey - If he says the pleasure is all his... it usually is!
Stitch Count: 72 x 106
Description: 30 count hand-dyed crocus linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid.

Stitch Count: 99 x 87
Description: 28 count ivory apron from Adam Originals, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid, Estaz.

Stitch Count: 113 x 56
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Balger blending filament, Mill Hill beads.

Stitch Count: 58 x 115
Description: 30 count hand-dyed over the hill purple from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.

Stitch Count: 85 x 114
Description: 18 count white linen (59W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Twedie.

Listen honey - It's taken me years to get this old.
Stitch Count: 78 x 102
Description: 30 count hand-dyed Twisted peppermint pink linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.
All the Money-IRS - LH44

And what did you do with all the money I gave you last year?
Stitch Count: 127 x 37
Description: 30 count hand-dyed the buck stops here green linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.
Body by Chocolate Chip - LH17

Listen Honey - The dress is by Ralph Lauren... the body by chocolate chip!
Stitch Count: 94 x 106
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Mill Hill beads.
Cheers - LH32

Stitch Count: 72 x 120
Description: 30 count hand-dyed peacock linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Mill Hill beads.
Come On Baby Light My Fire - LH07

Stitch Count: 107 x 51
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, DMC metallic.
Doing the Laundry - LH45

Listen Honey - I'm doing the laundry today....What color do you want your underwear to be?
Stitch Count: 77 x 92
Description: 30 count hand-dyed raspberry linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Impressions from The Caron Collection.
Fishing Man - LH12

Stitch Count: 85 x 165
Description: 18 count natural brown linen (59B) from Wichelt Imports, The Gentle Arts Sampler Threads, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, DMC #5 and #12 perle cotton.
Great Way to Save Money - LH31

Stitch Count: 73 x 84
Description: 32 count english rose linen (6528) from Wichelt Imports, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.
Heavenly Me - LH35

Listen Honey - It's a bird, it's a plane, it's heavenly me!
Stitch Count: 86 x 67
Description: 30 count hand-dyed sibling sky blue linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Nordic Gold, Mill Hill buttons.
Hunk of Burning Love - LH10

Stitch Count: 88 x 120
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, Balger blending filament.
I Consolidated All My Bills - LH41

Listen Honey - I consolidated all my bills...I put them all together in a drawer!
Stitch Count: 72 x 73
Description: 35 count hand-dyed U.S. mint green linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.
I Could Have Been Thin and Beautiful - LH24

Listen Honey - I could have been thin and beautiful...but I turned it down.
Stitch Count: 118 x 153
Description: 30 count hand-dyed alabaster linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Encore, Broder Wul from Access Commodities, Mill Hill buttons.
I Know All About Stressed - LH14

Listen Honey - I Know All About Stressed...It's desserts spelled backwards!
Stitch Count: 134 x 165
Description: 332 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, DMC flower thread, Caron Collection Impressions.
I Shot a Moon - LH25

Listen Honey - I've never shot a birdie... but I shot a moon once.
Stitch Count: 107 x 144
Description: 30 count hand-dyed lilac linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid.
I Want a New Man - LH11

Listen Honey - I want a new man this year... I broke the last one!
Stitch Count: 98 x 108
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, Kreinik 1/16" ribbon, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.
If It's Not Men - LH40

Listen Honey - If it's not men, it's mildew!
Stitch Count: 92 x 104
Description: 32 count hand-dyed bidet beige linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.
If The Shoe Fits - LH46

If the shoe fits... buy it.
Stitch Count: 70 x 83
Description: 32 count Dapple Gray linen from Wichelt Imports, Inc., Anchor floss.
If You Ever Said You Loved Me - LH08

I think I'd drop dead if you ever said you loved me. I love you.
Stitch Count: 178 x 60
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
I'll Take It - LH38

Listen Honey - I'm a woman of few words... I'll take it!
Stitch Count: 71 x 90
Description: 32 count cherub pink royal crown linen (65204) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
I'm Such a Witch - LH23

Listen Honey - I'm Such a Witch
Stitch Count: 121 x 146
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid, Mill Hill buttons.
Correction: The chart is missing one of the stars in the witch's dress! Please go to the missives page for the section of the chart that should be replaced.
It Happened Again Last Night - LH15

Listen Honey - It happened to me again last night... I got prettier!
Stitch Count: 97 x 128
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt.
I've Become My Mother - LH02

Listen Honey - It's Official... I've become my mother!
Stitch Count: 96 x 101
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
I've Got Enough Money - LH42

Listen Honey - I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life... unless I want to buy something.
Stitch Count: 65 x 93
Description: 32 count water lily crown royal linen (65203) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
Let's Do Breakfast - LH18

Stitch Count: 80 x 170
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Mill Hill beads, red jade hearts from Access Commodities.
Life's a Stitch - LH03

Listen Honey - Life's a Stitch
Stitch Count: 97 x 84
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
Man Doesn't Listen - LH09

Did you know that when men & women have trouble communicating, it's because the man doesn't listen? What?
Stitch Count: 199 x 66
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
Man Into a Credit Card - LH47

Now...tell me again how you turn a man into a credit card.
Stitch Count: 275 x 79
Description: 32 count Fairy Dust Belfast linen by Zweigart from Norden Crafts with one strand of Sampler Threads over one linen thread. This design can certainly be stitched with two strands of floss over two linen threads. It can be stitched on any white or off-white linen to get the true appearance of a cartoon. Framed in a double East Side Mouldings frame 3300WT/3200BK.
Men Should Come With Directions - LH04

Stitch Count: 98 x 74
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Balger blending filament.
Mornings Wear Me Out - LH27

Listen Honey - Mornings wear me out, afternoons are tiring, I work best when I'm sleeping.
Stitch Count: 102 x 116
Description: 30 count hand-dyed blue wave linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.
My Husband Used to be a Jock - LH30

My husband used to be a jock... now he's an athletic supporter.
Stitch Count: 94 x 118
Description: 32 count silver blue linen (65112) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
My New Credit Card - LH21

Joy to the World... My New Credit Card Has Come
Stitch Count: 119 x 133
Description: 26 count silver lurex Jobelan (77226) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, Charleston from Needle Necessities, Mill Hill beads.
Now I'm the Pumpkin - LH19

Listen Honey - Listen honey- I used to be Cinderella... now I'm the pumpkin!
Stitch Count: 100 x 100
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
On a Clear Day - LH01

Listen Honey - On a clear day... I can shop forever.
Stitch Count: 121 x 168
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
On Dasher On Dancer - LH06

On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master and Visa!
Stitch Count: 126 x 135
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Balger blending filament, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.
One Small Bite for Me - LH20

Listen Honey - One small bite for me... one giant bite for me too!
Stitch Count: 100 x 100
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
Pretend I'm a Beer - LH26

Hold me, savor me, press me to your lips, pretend I'm a beer.
Stitch Count: 167 x 53
Description: 30 count hand-dyed Twisted tequila green linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Wisper, Kreinik very fine #4 braid.
Pumpkin Pie - LH43

Listen honey- I made my husband a pumpkin pie. I made mine a toad.
Stitch Count: 125 x 31
Description: 30 count hand-dyed ostentatious orange linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.
Spare Me - LH39

Stitch Count: 63 x 91
Description: 30 count hand-dyed raspberry linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.
Standards in Men - LH36

I have standards in men... they have to be breathing!
Stitch Count: 92 x 88
Description: 32 count cherub pink royal crown linen (65204) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
Talk Their Heads Off - LH33

Listen honey - Some people say I talk their heads off.
Stitch Count: 71 x 105
Description: 32 count antique blue linen (6536) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.
Tall Dark Hunk - LH29

Listen honey - I'm looking for a tall, dark hunk... of chocolate!
Stitch Count: 86 x 122
Description: 30 count hand-dyed chocolate truffle linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Arts Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.
The Most Difficult Years of Marriage - LH16

Listen honey - The most difficult years fo marriage... are those following the wedding.
Stitch Count: 88 x 130
Description: 28 count white linen (76W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Estaz, Mill Hill beads.
The Pleasure is all His - LH28

Listen honey - If he says the pleasure is all his... it usually is!
Stitch Count: 72 x 106
Description: 30 count hand-dyed crocus linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid.
This Cook Needs Dough - LH22

Stitch Count: 99 x 87
Description: 28 count ivory apron from Adam Originals, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid, Estaz.
Up Yours! - LH05

Stitch Count: 113 x 56
Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Balger blending filament, Mill Hill beads.
Wake Me Up When I'm Thin - LH37

Stitch Count: 58 x 115
Description: 30 count hand-dyed over the hill purple from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.
Will Work for Chocolate - LH13

Stitch Count: 85 x 114
Description: 18 count white linen (59W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Twedie.
Years to Get this Old - LH34

Listen honey - It's taken me years to get this old.
Stitch Count: 78 x 102
Description: 30 count hand-dyed Twisted peppermint pink linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.