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All the Money-IRS - LH44

All the Money-IRS LH44
And what did you do with all the money I gave you last year?

Stitch Count: 127 x 37

Description: 30 count hand-dyed the buck stops here green linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.

Body by Chocolate Chip - LH17

Body by Chocolate Chip LH17
Listen Honey - The dress is by Ralph Lauren... the body by chocolate chip!

Stitch Count: 94 x 106

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Mill Hill beads.

Cheers - LH32

Cheers LH32
Stitch Count: 72 x 120

Description: 30 count hand-dyed peacock linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Mill Hill beads.

Come On Baby Light My Fire - LH07

Come On Baby Light My Fire LH07
Stitch Count: 107 x 51

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, DMC metallic.

Doing the Laundry - LH45

Doing the Laundry LH45
Listen Honey - I'm doing the laundry today....What color do you want your underwear to be?

Stitch Count: 77 x 92

Description: 30 count hand-dyed raspberry linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Impressions from The Caron Collection.

Fishing Man - LH12

Fishing Man LH12
Stitch Count: 85 x 165

Description: 18 count natural brown linen (59B) from Wichelt Imports, The Gentle Arts Sampler Threads, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, DMC #5 and #12 perle cotton.

Great Way to Save Money - LH31

Great Way to Save Money LH31
Stitch Count: 73 x 84

Description: 32 count english rose linen (6528) from Wichelt Imports, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.

Heavenly Me - LH35

Heavenly Me LH35
Listen Honey - It's a bird, it's a plane, it's heavenly me!

Stitch Count: 86 x 67

Description: 30 count hand-dyed sibling sky blue linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Nordic Gold, Mill Hill buttons.

Hunk of Burning Love - LH10

Hunk of Burning Love LH10
Stitch Count: 88 x 120

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, Balger blending filament.

I Consolidated All My Bills - LH41

I Consolidated All My Bills LH41
Listen Honey - I consolidated all my bills...I put them all together in a drawer!

Stitch Count: 72 x 73

Description: 35 count hand-dyed U.S. mint green linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.

I Could Have Been Thin and Beautiful - LH24

I Could Have Been Thin and Beautiful LH24
Listen Honey - I could have been thin and beautiful...but I turned it down.

Stitch Count: 118 x 153

Description: 30 count hand-dyed alabaster linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Encore, Broder Wul from Access Commodities, Mill Hill buttons.

I Know All About Stressed - LH14

I Know All About Stressed LH14
Listen Honey - I Know All About Stressed...It's desserts spelled backwards!

Stitch Count: 134 x 165

Description: 332 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, DMC flower thread, Caron Collection Impressions.

I Shot a Moon - LH25

I Shot a Moon LH25
Listen Honey - I've never shot a birdie... but I shot a moon once.

Stitch Count: 107 x 144

Description: 30 count hand-dyed lilac linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid.

I Want a New Man - LH11

I Want a New Man LH11
Listen Honey - I want a new man this year... I broke the last one!

Stitch Count: 98 x 108

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, Kreinik 1/16" ribbon, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.

If It's Not Men - LH40

If It's Not Men LH40
Listen Honey - If it's not men, it's mildew!

Stitch Count: 92 x 104

Description: 32 count hand-dyed bidet beige linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.

If The Shoe Fits - LH46

If The Shoe Fits LH46
If the shoe fits... buy it.

Stitch Count: 70 x 83

Description: 32 count Dapple Gray linen from Wichelt Imports, Inc., Anchor floss.

If You Ever Said You Loved Me - LH08

If You Ever Said You loved Me LH08
I think I'd drop dead if you ever said you loved me. I love you.

Stitch Count: 178 x 60

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

I'll Take It - LH38

I'll Take It LH38
Listen Honey - I'm a woman of few words... I'll take it!

Stitch Count: 71 x 90

Description: 32 count cherub pink royal crown linen (65204) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

I'm Such a Witch - LH23

I'm Such a Witch LH23
Listen Honey - I'm Such a Witch

Stitch Count: 121 x 146

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid, Mill Hill buttons.

Correction: The chart is missing one of the stars in the witch's dress! Please go to the missives page for the section of the chart that should be replaced.

It Happened Again Last Night - LH15

It Happened Again Last Night LH15
Listen Honey - It happened to me again last night... I got prettier!

Stitch Count: 97 x 128

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt.

I've Become My Mother - LH02

I've Become My Mother LH02
Listen Honey - It's Official... I've become my mother!

Stitch Count: 96 x 101

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

I've Got Enough Money - LH42

I've Got Enough Money LH42
Listen Honey - I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life... unless I want to buy something.

Stitch Count: 65 x 93

Description: 32 count water lily crown royal linen (65203) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Let's Do Breakfast - LH18

Let's Do Breakfast LH18
Stitch Count: 80 x 170

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Mill Hill beads, red jade hearts from Access Commodities.

Life's a Stitch - LH03

Life's a Stitch LH03
Listen Honey - Life's a Stitch

Stitch Count: 97 x 84

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Man Doesn't Listen - LH09

Man Doesn't Listen LH09
Did you know that when men & women have trouble communicating, it's because the man doesn't listen? What?

Stitch Count: 199 x 66

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Man Into a Credit Card - LH47

Man Into a Credit Card LH47
Now...tell me again how you turn a man into a credit card.

Stitch Count: 275 x 79

Description: 32 count Fairy Dust Belfast linen by Zweigart from Norden Crafts with one strand of Sampler Threads over one linen thread. This design can certainly be stitched with two strands of floss over two linen threads. It can be stitched on any white or off-white linen to get the true appearance of a cartoon. Framed in a double East Side Mouldings frame 3300WT/3200BK.

Men Should Come With Directions - LH04

Men Should Come With Directions LH04
Stitch Count: 98 x 74

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Balger blending filament.

Mornings Wear Me Out - LH27

Mornings Wear Me Out LH27
Listen Honey - Mornings wear me out, afternoons are tiring, I work best when I'm sleeping.

Stitch Count: 102 x 116

Description: 30 count hand-dyed blue wave linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.

My Husband Used to be a Jock - LH30

My Husband Used to be a Jock LH30
My husband used to be a jock... now he's an athletic supporter.

Stitch Count: 94 x 118

Description: 32 count silver blue linen (65112) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

My New Credit Card - LH21

My New Credit Card LH21
Joy to the World... My New Credit Card Has Come

Stitch Count: 119 x 133

Description: 26 count silver lurex Jobelan (77226) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Anchor Marlitt, Charleston from Needle Necessities, Mill Hill beads.

Now I'm the Pumpkin - LH19

Now I'm the Pumpkin LH19
Listen Honey - Listen honey- I used to be Cinderella... now I'm the pumpkin!

Stitch Count: 100 x 100

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

On a Clear Day - LH01

On a Clear Day LH01
Listen Honey - On a clear day... I can shop forever.

Stitch Count: 121 x 168

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

On Dasher On Dancer - LH06

On Dasher On Dancer LH06
On Dasher, On Dancer, On Master and Visa!

Stitch Count: 126 x 135

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Balger blending filament, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.

One Small Bite for Me - LH20

One Small Bite LH20
Listen Honey - One small bite for me... one giant bite for me too!

Stitch Count: 100 x 100

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Pretend I'm a Beer - LH26

Pretend I'm a Beer LH26
Hold me, savor me, press me to your lips, pretend I'm a beer.

Stitch Count: 167 x 53

Description: 30 count hand-dyed Twisted tequila green linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Wisper, Kreinik very fine #4 braid.

Pumpkin Pie - LH43

Pumpkin Pie LH43
Listen honey- I made my husband a pumpkin pie. I made mine a toad.

Stitch Count: 125 x 31

Description: 30 count hand-dyed ostentatious orange linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.

Spare Me - LH39

Spare Me LH39
Stitch Count: 63 x 91

Description: 30 count hand-dyed raspberry linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.

Standards in Men - LH36

Standards in Men LH36
I have standards in men... they have to be breathing!

Stitch Count: 92 x 88

Description: 32 count cherub pink royal crown linen (65204) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Talk Their Heads Off - LH33

Talk Their Heads Off LH33
Listen honey - Some people say I talk their heads off.

Stitch Count: 71 x 105

Description: 32 count antique blue linen (6536) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss.

Tall Dark Hunk - LH29

Tall Dark Hunk LH29
Listen honey - I'm looking for a tall, dark hunk... of chocolate!

Stitch Count: 86 x 122

Description: 30 count hand-dyed chocolate truffle linen from R&R Reproductions, Gentle Arts Sampler Threads, Anchor floss.

The Most Difficult Years of Marriage - LH16

The Most Difficult Years LH16
Listen honey - The most difficult years fo marriage... are those following the wedding.

Stitch Count: 88 x 130

Description: 28 count white linen (76W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Estaz, Mill Hill beads.

The Pleasure is all His - LH28

The Pleasure is all His LH28
Listen honey - If he says the pleasure is all his... it usually is!

Stitch Count: 72 x 106

Description: 30 count hand-dyed crocus linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid.

This Cook Needs Dough - LH22

This Cook Needs Dough LH22
Stitch Count: 99 x 87

Description: 28 count ivory apron from Adam Originals, Anchor floss, Kreinik very fine #4 braid, Estaz.

Up Yours! - LH05

Up Yours! LH05
Stitch Count: 113 x 56

Description: 32 count white linen (65W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Balger blending filament, Mill Hill beads.

Wake Me Up When I'm Thin - LH37

Wake Me Up When I'm Thin LH37
Stitch Count: 58 x 115

Description: 30 count hand-dyed over the hill purple from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Wisper.

Will Work for Chocolate - LH13

Will Work for Chocolate LH13
Stitch Count: 85 x 114

Description: 18 count white linen (59W) from Wichelt Imports, Anchor floss, Rainbow Gallery Twedie.

Years to Get this Old - LH34

Years to Get this Old LH34
Listen honey - It's taken me years to get this old.

Stitch Count: 78 x 102

Description: 30 count hand-dyed Twisted peppermint pink linen from R&R Reproductions, Anchor floss.